Gay Batman & Dr. Process

In the Gaycave, Gay Batman and Gay Rob...er...Robin...  Robin: Hey!!!  Meanwhile, in the Gaycave, Gay Batman gets an urgent call from Gay Commissioner Gordon on the Gayphone.

Gay Batman (on speakergayphone):  Yes, Gay Commissioner Gordon!  Gay Batman here...at your service...

Gay Commissioner Gordon:  Alright, alright, cut the glirting Gay Batman!  You know I'm a happily garried Gay Police Commissioner.

Gay Batman: Well, you can't blame a girl for trying...  What is it Gay Commissioner Gordon?  Trouble?

Gay Commissioner Gordon: The worst, I'm afraid, Gay Batman.

Gay Batman: You mean, a gaytostraightconversion crime?

Gay Commissioner Gordon: Yes Gay Batman, I'm afraid so.

Gay Batman: Any idea who's behind it?

Gay Commissioner Gordon:  It appears to be the work of ...huh, stop it with the inferential jokes, would you for a minute...this isn't Family Guy...  It appears to be the work of Dr. Process.

Gay Rob...er Robin:  Hey!!!  I heard that!  Gay Batman, just who is Dr. Process?!!? 

Gay Batman: The worst kind of criminal.  He takes our kind, and makes them straight...

Gay Rob...er Robin: Oh no!  Just a few lines in and we're already giving terrible cross-referential puns!

Gay Batman: Your right Gay Rob...er Robin, thats not what we're here for?

Gay Commissioner Gordon: Helloooo?  Am I still on line?  You still there Gay Batman?  Are you girls through with the hen party?  Can we get back to the conversation, please...?

Gay Batman: Yes Gay Commissioner Gordon, you were clucking?

Gay Commissioner Gordon: Now see here...oh, never mind you idiots...you almost made me say something offensive...

Gay Batman: What was it?  What were you thinking???

Gay Commissioner Gordon: Never mind, never mind.  The point is, we believe Dr. Process is turning some of our citizens straight.

Gay Batman: What!?!?  That Fiend!!!  Gay Rob...er Robin: Noooooooooooo!!!!!

Gay Commissioner Gordon: Yes, I'm afraid so!

Gay Batman: Yes Gay Commissioner Gordon, we'll get right on top of him...er it!

Gay Commissioner Gordon: Enough with the lame puns!  (Hangs up).

Gay Rob...er Robin: Where do we start Gay Batman?  And why is he called Dr. Process?

Gay Batman: Sorry, Robin, I thought that was clear.  Its because he turns our kind straight!

Gay Rob...er Robin: Noooooooo!!!!

Gay Announcer: Tune in next time, same Gay Bat Channel, same Gay Bat Time

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