George W. Bush Meets King Zog

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

George W. Bush Meets King Zog

"I have a beautiful gold watch for you..." exclaimed King Zog...

"Oh! Thank you very much!", replied

George W. Bush!

"I will sell it to you for $ 20,000 American!", said

Zog.

'Oh, but, that's clearly my watch, you see it's engraved on the back "Political Leader and Savior of the Free World and Democracy"!'

"Come, come..." replied the

King, "that could be anybody, the Pope, Steven Colbert, or even Bill Clinton!"

"Oh, oh yeah..." replied

Bush..."that Steven Colbert is one heckuva fella. Reminds me of myself".

"Hey, what's this?!" Said Bush, as he tripped over a suitcase. "Man, that thing's really heavy! What's in it"? Asked the leader of the free world.

"Oh, that's just

gold..." replied King Zog.