George W. Bush Meets/Courts Zero Percent Job Approval Rating

Thursday, June 14, 2007

George W. Bush Meets/Courts Zero Percent Job Approval Rating

President George W. Bush Finally Meets/Courts Zero Percent Job Approval Rating!...

Zero Percent Job Approval Rating ("ZePJAR" see also the Anti-Zen Dictionary:

http://antizendictionary.blogspot.com/2007/06/zepjar.html): "Bushie! I just wanted to stop and say 'Heckuva job you're doing, man!'".

George W. Bush to ZePJAR: "Aw shucks, it's nothing. Why heck, I've been courting you for a long time anyway! It was only time before we finally got together"!

ZePJAR: "'Fraid so, Bushie, 'fraid so!...It was, after all, inevitable. But heck, you're still the sitting president. So tell me, are you gonna dump Gonzalez finally...or Cheney"!?
Bush: "Well, I'm having some problems with that...a man with a zero percent approval rating doesn't really have anything to lose, does he"?

ZePJAR: "That IS A FACTil! (See the Anti-Zen Dictionary:

http://antizendictionary.blogspot.com/2007/06/factil.html). You done hit it right on the head, Bushie baby"!

Bush: "Anyway, aren't you like mathematically impossible, or something like that? Statistically speaking, aren't you just an arse-symtote, or something like that"?

ZePJAR: " That's

asymptote, Bushie. And no, I don't think a zero percent job approval rating in any scientifically run poll is out of the question. Congratulations! You made it! Now, about this Iran thing..."